the bachelor

at the end of every season i swear i won't watch it again.
but then i do.
last night i watched the always-a-train-wreck-yet-i-just-can't-quite-look-away that is The Bachelor.
i watched, in horror, as brad gave a rose to vampire girl:


seriously brad? a girl that thinks she's a real vampire???

no really. like, she has vampire teeth. and talks about underground vampire clubs.

did i mention she thinks she's a vampire?

oh this season is gonna be good. real good.