plant killer

If you'd like me to kill your plants, I'm available for hire. Please see some of my most recent work:

For an additional fee, I can also help you plant random vegetables in your yard (such as tomatoes and squash as seen below)

lessons learned:
-must water plants in pots
-it may be cheaper to buy herbs instead of planting (and subsequently killing) them
-if you throw fruits/veggies in your yard you may grow something


Anonymous said...

I have the same problem with potted plants. You take after your mother except of course for the running. You are the Rollins Jones Runner! Love, Mom

chelsea said...

glad i'm not the only one that kills everything.

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